I received considerable interest about writing yesterday about Mr. Giant being “the better alternative” to either Mr. Trump or Mrs. Clinton to become the next President. Seems like a ground swell is upon us for writing him in on November ballot.
A few commented that he looked the part, others that he was no doubt more likeable than the alternatives. A few voiced concerned he did not put forth a Vice-President suggestion. I discussed this with him and he cooed he would suggest a nice dog friend, some one who does not drool, sniff crotches, yap too much, or chase cars. A running mate like this would balance the ticket and provide needed diversity.
Being an occasional television watcher, Mr. Giant suggested “Lassie”, “Rin Tin Tin” but was his favorite was “Bullet” owned by Roy Rogers and Dale Evans. These well known celebrities would bring a lot of attention and support. He pointed out the Lassie show was wholesome and had had better ratings than the “Apprentice”. Plus Lassie saved Timmy after he fell into the well. Top that, Don and Hill. (note: Mr. Giant does not get out much)
Mr. Giant-the better alternative- getting ready for a press conference
There was also a question of language and communication skills. Mr. Giant admitted he only speaks cat but said there would be no problem as he can make his instructions known by staring at an object, meowing, scratching at a paper, walking out of the room or just by closing his eyes in distain. He also said he can meow in Spanish for all the Latinos. He pointed out that many politicians only speak their native tongue. He can also have a translator-such as me- to help communicate, if needed.
In any event, Mr. Giant is ready. He is The Better Alternative.
Spread the word. Write in Mr. Giant.
Ok, Serious things to come
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