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Mr. Giant-The Better Alternative- Says Defense Policy is " Stay Out of My House or Die"

Protect the Homeland with Mr. Giant- The Better Alternative

It is the Constitutional duty of the President to defend the county from outside foes. Mr. Giant- the better alternative- has taken the time between naps and pad scratching to put forth his defense policy for the country. Seeking your support to write in his name for President, it is his way to make sure the voting public will be clear on where he stands on issues, unlike his opponents Mr. Trump and Mrs. Clinton. The former knows zip, zilch, zero on most everything, including defense matters. I mean, do you really want the Japanese or those wacky Koreans to have nuclear weapons? Do you really want to invade Costa Rica and let Assad go on killing? The latter has a record of disasters demonstrating the model of incompetence. Remember Libya? Arab Spring? Reset with Russia? How has that pull out in Iraq gone? Oops, Iran still is making nuclear weapons and all the government does about it is deceive themselves and us. Got to be a better alternative than to trust our security to a couple of successful ninnies who walk upright , Mr. Giant was heard saying. 

In any event, the next President will assume the duties of “Commander in Chief”. The occupant of the White House will need the respect of the military and the wisdom to know when to exercise power for the good of the country. Clear principals, common sense, conviction will be needed.

Mr. Giant is guided by the mantra that warns aggressors to keep out of his house or die. Cross the line and pay the ultimate consequences. 

Mr. Giant is experienced on the battlefield. Many mice-a security threat to his homeland- have tested his meddle and resolve.  No draft deferment for him, no hiding in a bad pants suit. He does not seek confrontation but he does not hesitate when the threat is imminent. No red lines drawn in the sand, no apologizing, no crawfishing and no deals to arm those that want to annihilate us. Mr. Giant stated the other day, that as a leader he will protect our citizens or die as heaven may determine. "We do not let our impious foe ask, “Where is your god?”, he meowed.  Very deep and serious thoughts, as you can see, are contained in such a small noggin.

Mr. Giant is a gentle beast and does not seek confrontation. However, when  confronted with belligerence, he will do what he has to do. He will stand up for our way of life - Sunday football, hot dogs on a stick, a clean box, bad golf pants, extra crunchies and the rights of heavy women to wear a muumuu.

Weapons unsheathed to protect America

 

Write in Mr. Giant for President--- for the Children 

 

Three Ring Political Circus Performing in Capital

The political three-ring circus is still playing in Washington. In the center ring is election politics. One outer ring features a creeping legislation agenda in Congress and the contemplation and speculation of what will happen after the election and into 2017. In the final ring the Obama Administration is performing for its last show.

Election Politics

The Presidential race on all side of the political spectrum is not only perplexing but also has broken almost every rule of conventional political thought and analysis. It is not only topic de jure; it is a topic for the ages.

On the Republican side, a non-traditional politician and celebrity has vanquished a slate of what was thought to be very competent rivals. No matter how Mr. Trump is sized up or categorized, he won the nomination by winning elections. The odds-on favorite-Mrs. Clinton-on the Democrat side has been more than challenged by an aged Senator who is not even a Democrat. But Mrs. Clinton will eventually receive the nomination due to a swath of the party regular super delegates in her corner, in spite of losing more than 20 states to Senator Sanders, a socialist from Vermont.

While most of the public attention has been focused whether the Republicans will unite behind Mr. Trump, Democrats are faced with their own problems of party unity. In many ways, the entire core philosophy of each party has been turned on it head and spun around.

Normal political wisdom, electoral demographics and the Electoral College system would seem to favor the election of Mrs. Clinton. Even with her high unfavorable rating, she has the luxury of running again an opponent who has even higher unfavorable ratings. The Trump camp is placing success on the ability of the candidate to break the mold and appeal to the disgruntled part of the electorate. It remains to be seen if there are more of this motivated group that will vote than the traditional Democrat coalition. In any event, this is not an election like any other in recent memory. This will be an election campaign that will be personal, nasty and full of shenanigans. Wait until September to place your wagers.

Lost in the all-Presidential campaign entertainment is the upcoming Congressional election, an equally important facet that has profound impact. Democrats are increasingly bullish with Trump atop the Republican ticket about their ability to take back the Senate, where Republicans now hold 54-46 margin. There are a number of vulnerable Republicans in swing states so this is a distinct possibility. The challenges for Democrats in the lower chamber, however, where Republicans outnumber them 246 to 188, are much steeper. Democrats hope a landslide win by Hillary Clinton would lead to significant gains in the House, but retaking the chamber is a bit of a long shot.  

Congressional Landscape

In spite of it being the end of May, there is not much time left in this Congress to make meaningful progress on a number of issues due to the extended break for the political conventions in July, the mandatory August recess and the target date of October 1 to break for the election.

The Executive

The Executive Branch continues to spin out regulations at a record pace, everything from methane gas emissions to bathroom rules to overtime pay. This will continue to the very end.

The President when not traveling abroad will be hard on the campaign trail but his impact is marginal as the focus is on the candidates. No one really listens to him. 

Finally, there continues to be little engagement by the White House with Congress. Politics-like the confrontations on the Supreme Court nominee-are center stage, much like the last 7 years.

In any event, Mr. Obama will continue to exert his authority where and whenever he can even, if in a limited fashion, towards the exit sign 

Ground Swell for Mr. Giant for President: Plus VP Suggestions

 

I received considerable interest about writing yesterday about Mr. Giant being “the better alternative” to either Mr. Trump or Mrs. Clinton to become the next President. Seems like a ground swell is upon us for writing him in on November ballot.

A few commented that he looked the part, others that he was no doubt more likeable than the alternatives. A few voiced concerned he did not put forth a Vice-President suggestion. I discussed this with him and he cooed he would suggest a nice dog friend, some one who does not drool, sniff crotches, yap too much, or chase cars. A running mate like this would balance the ticket and provide needed diversity.

Being an occasional television watcher, Mr. Giant suggested “Lassie”, “Rin Tin Tin” but was his favorite was “Bullet” owned by Roy Rogers and Dale Evans. These well known celebrities would bring a lot of attention and support. He pointed out the Lassie show was wholesome and had had better ratings than the “Apprentice”. Plus Lassie saved Timmy after he fell into the well. Top that, Don and Hill. (note: Mr. Giant does not get out much)

Mr. Giant-the better alternative- getting ready for a press conference

There was also a question of language and communication skills. Mr. Giant admitted he only speaks cat but said there would be no problem as he can make his instructions known by staring at an object, meowing, scratching at a paper, walking out of the room or just by closing his eyes in distain. He also said he can meow in Spanish for all the Latinos. He pointed out that many politicians only speak their native tongue. He can also have a translator-such as me- to help communicate, if needed.  

In any event, Mr. Giant is ready. He is The Better Alternative.

 

Spread the word. Write in Mr. Giant.

 

Ok, Serious things to come

Presidential Choice: Write-in Mr.Giant-The Better Alternative

 

I know many people -- Republicans, Democrats and those in the netherworld who are dismayed over having to make a choice between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton for President. One choice is a “do not know much about nothing”, irritating, pompous celebrity and the other is an untrustworthy, corrupt, politician with a horrible laugh who no one really likes.

What is a person to do? How about a third party candidate? Nope! Never works. However, I have a solution. A national write-in campaign and I have the perfect candidate. His name is Mr. Giant and he is my choice to be the next President.

Look at this face. Calm, intelligent, wise, loyal and honest.
Mr. Giant for President-the better alternative

 

Mr. Giant is an eleven-year-old tabby cat, a Felis Catus in scientific terms, weighing in at a svelte twenty pounds. What, you say? A cat cannot be President. Why not? The fact the beast walks on all fours is not exculpatory. It would be blatant discrimination to disqualify a creature because they are different from the rest of us. Plus the fact Mr. Giant has a fur coat should not matter. I have seen men on the beach in New Jersey with more hair on their back than Mr. Giant has.  

The Constitution provides simple rules for the qualifications for being presidential candidates. They have remained the same since the year Washington accepted the presidency. A presidential candidate must be a natural born citizen of the United States, a resident for 14 years, and 35 years of age or older. These requirements do not prohibit a woman from being president or anyone else for that matter and, nor do they say a feline or say a canine is prohibited from assuming office.  

Let’s examine these Constitutional edicts. There is no question Mr. Giant was born in this country. He did not have to get a visa to be here or sneak across the border. He does not have a foreign accent. I have his genuine birth papers and I have meet his brothers and seen his mom. So there is no “birther” issue here. Mr. Giant is a natural born American.

What about his age? Well, Mr. Giant is nearly sixty-four. The calculation is simple and can also be applied to the Residency requirement. To convert cat age to an equivalent human age the accepted method is to add 15 years for the first year and add 10 years for the second year of life.  Then, 4 years for every cat year after that.

I know. Mr. Giant does not look 64 but he has accumulated the wisdom of a lifetime. He has a superior intelligence. Look at what he has accomplished. He has found a person- in the case me- who makes sure there is a clean toilet everyday. (No bathroom laws in his house as he is neutered) He has his food served to him. Fresh water and drinks at his pleasure. He gets brushed for personal grooming, head scrambles for soothing scalp massages, has a basket full of toys for playing, dedicated scratch pad and gets supervised outside time on a regular basis. How many of us can say we have all this provided for us? Pretty smart guy to get all of this.

Mr. Giant has never lied to me, has never meowed a harsh word about anyone. Unlike the other candidates, he has demonstrated repeated acts of personal valor and bravery and a dedication to the security of the Homeland. This winter alone he repelled 3 known separate invasions of mice, all ending in their demise.  

Mr. Giant believes that most of the time our government makes bad decisions and is often incompetent in carrying out its basic functions. Mr. Giant has pledged to reduce the number of these mistakes by keeping to a rigid schedule of naps. There would be less time to screw things up, or so the thinking goes.

There you have it. A real success story -- from homeless shelter to the pinnacle of power. Write-in Mr. Giant for President. The Better Alternative.

Republican Conservative Choices: What to do?

Note: This piece was originally published as a draft with some errors. This is a much better corrected version. My mistake 

Voters will have choices to make in November. However listening to the political chatter, it seems some have determined Republicans, particularly conservatives, have no choice. Seems like Donald Trump is not conservative enough. The New York Times and the Washington Post can not run enough stories about the bickering, split, disarray in the Republican party. It suits their purpose to spread this drivel, of course, to install Mrs. Clinton in the White House. Throw in this and that or that mucky-muck Republican made a disparaging remark about Mr. Trump or has failed to formally endorse him or kiss the ring. The sky has fallen and if to be believed, no reason to have an election, make it a coronation.

Mr. Trump continues to go his own way. He says he does not care or need the help of the party that is about to nominate him. This is, of course, a mistake of huge proportion. Party apparatus is important for fund raising, enthusiasm, and the much needed ground game on Election Day. I also not believe there are hordes of people who will magically vote for him or that Mr. Trump will attract many Democrat votes. Nope, Trump has to get an excited Republican base to support him and attract enough independent voters to get him over the top. This is the way it is done and that is the way the winner always does it.

No matter, a voter has to examine the choices. Either cast the ballot for the Republican, Democrat or sit it out. It this case, vote for a pompous blowhard with little substance and experience or a corrupt, untrustworthy phony who promises bigger government, more government and then again more government.

I find it interesting when I hear Republicans say they are not going to vote at all because Mr. Trump is not a conservative. I can understand not wanting to support someone because of a vast issue difference, because the person does not believe the candidate lacks the temperament or character to hold a particular office. But for Republicans to say they will not vote for Trump because he is not a conservative given the alternative is genocidal. 

In this case, conservatives who sit it out make a de facto choice even though they may believe it is for a principled stance. It is mind numbing. I understand it but it makes no sense.

Actual voting and early voting is less than 6 months away. Lots can happen.

No Crying in Politics but a Tear for the Country.

 

There is no crying in baseball and no crying in politics, only whining is allowed. The Presidential nomination process is all but over. Mr. Trump and Mrs. Clinton will face off to see who will lead the government of this country. While not crying for the politics, it does make a person like me want to weep for the country. I cannot imagine any worse choices. It is not only that neither is worthy of the position; it is the country is so plagued with divisions, problems, dangers and idiotic distractions that the choice of these two, is troublesome beyond the pale.

I am a big believer in democracy. Mr. Trump, in spite of all the mean-spirited spittle and the lack of a fundamental understanding of basic issues, won votes, won states, won delegates. He played by the rules more or less and prevailed in convincing fashion over his rivals. Give him credit for that. There are probably many reasons for the result but I will leave that for the cocooned pundits like David Brooks. It is hard to understand how a person with an incredible unfavorable rating can, in the first place, get the nomination and secondly, have any expectation to win the big one.

Mrs. Clinton also deserves credit for securing her party’s nomination even if it was against an old, feeble lefty who would take all your money and banish everyone to go work in a commune wearing a Mao jacket. It would seem the public would be tired of her shrill campaign, her corruption, her non-truths. But she is lucky, as she gets to run now against Mr. Trump. For the Republicans down the ticket, this could get very ugly.

Hard to make this stuff up and I stopped being entertained long time ago. Today, I just will wipe a small tear of sadness for the future and then get on with it.