Observations and Questions: Revenge for Boston, Stinkbugs and 11 million

I have some observations and questions today. 

1.  The explosions in Boston were ghastly, a new favorite word of mine. The President calls for justice. Justice is an overworked term from the Bush Administration and is not an appropriate word here. Justice is subjective, I learned in law school. The concept should be revenge. Once the culprits are caught and convicted, they should be thrown in the deepest, darkest hole in all North America.

However, I also suggest prior to entering into the abyss,  bringing up some of the old guys from the Pinochet regime in Chile with a couple of car batteries, a bucket of mountain spring water and some jumper cables. That is the Justice part. 

2. Stinkbugs are back. They are the worse export from China ever, probably some sort of Commie trick to drive us all crazy.

3. I keep reading there are 11 million illegal aliens in this country. A few years ago, the number was 20 million. What is it? From where does this number come? If they are counting them, why aren’t they detaining them? If someone is detained at the border, why isn’t the same person detained in Fairfax County, Virginia. I fail to see the difference in the crime each committed and the immigration status of the two. Is it two hundred yard rule? 

Is it possible the government is putting out a low number so we do not feel like the country has taken in the whole of humanity? Push one for English. The only thing I am certain, it is not 11 million but more like 50 billion! That is fine, just be honest about it.