Protect the Homeland with Mr. Giant- The Better Alternative
It is the Constitutional duty of the President to defend the county from outside foes. Mr. Giant- the better alternative- has taken the time between naps and pad scratching to put forth his defense policy for the country. Seeking your support to write in his name for President, it is his way to make sure the voting public will be clear on where he stands on issues, unlike his opponents Mr. Trump and Mrs. Clinton. The former knows zip, zilch, zero on most everything, including defense matters. I mean, do you really want the Japanese or those wacky Koreans to have nuclear weapons? Do you really want to invade Costa Rica and let Assad go on killing? The latter has a record of disasters demonstrating the model of incompetence. Remember Libya? Arab Spring? Reset with Russia? How has that pull out in Iraq gone? Oops, Iran still is making nuclear weapons and all the government does about it is deceive themselves and us. Got to be a better alternative than to trust our security to a couple of successful ninnies who walk upright , Mr. Giant was heard saying.
In any event, the next President will assume the duties of “Commander in Chief”. The occupant of the White House will need the respect of the military and the wisdom to know when to exercise power for the good of the country. Clear principals, common sense, conviction will be needed.
Mr. Giant is guided by the mantra that warns aggressors to keep out of his house or die. Cross the line and pay the ultimate consequences.
Mr. Giant is experienced on the battlefield. Many mice-a security threat to his homeland- have tested his meddle and resolve. No draft deferment for him, no hiding in a bad pants suit. He does not seek confrontation but he does not hesitate when the threat is imminent. No red lines drawn in the sand, no apologizing, no crawfishing and no deals to arm those that want to annihilate us. Mr. Giant stated the other day, that as a leader he will protect our citizens or die as heaven may determine. "We do not let our impious foe ask, “Where is your god?”, he meowed. Very deep and serious thoughts, as you can see, are contained in such a small noggin.
Mr. Giant is a gentle beast and does not seek confrontation. However, when confronted with belligerence, he will do what he has to do. He will stand up for our way of life - Sunday football, hot dogs on a stick, a clean box, bad golf pants, extra crunchies and the rights of heavy women to wear a muumuu.
Weapons unsheathed to protect America
Write in Mr. Giant for President--- for the Children